MAUSOLEUM / HAEMOPHAGUS – Split 7″

Description

Mausoleum offer up a pretty straight-up cover of gore legends’ Impetigo’s Intense Mortification whilst Haemophagus give us three new horror-inspired death metal numbers. Kinda went off Haemophagus when one of the guys from the band bought a sealed LP off me on Discogs then gave me bad feedback when it turned out to be a different colour than advertised. “But it wasn’t as advertised” I hear your shrill wee girly voice pipe up from the back off the room. Fair point, sparky, but all these nu vinyl “collectors” want their shit sealed these days (presumably cos they’re not gonna listen to it) and the description did say “I DON’T KNOW THE COLOUR” in capital letters. It’s got to be put under SOME listing, right? I realise I’ve given more time to moaning about why this guy’s a fucking tool than I have to the reasonably boring music on this 7″, but honestly the five minutes I spent sending him a message calling him a twat through the Discogs messenger system had more impact on my life than his music is ever likely to.