JOYTHIEF – Crooked-Edge Carnivores 10″ + 10″

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I’m completely baffled by this: the art is a pair of fists with a line of cocaine and streaky bacon making an X on each hand. Are they taking the piss out of straight edge people? Are they straight edge themselves? Are they taking the piss out of lapsed edgers? Why would anyone care? As someone who doesn’t smoke, drink, take drugs or eat meat, the idea of defining yerself by what you don’t do seems absurd to me now I’m not a teenager, and the idea of criticising someone else for something they don’t do…is even more stupid. The cover art is fucking terrible either way. So what do these guys sound like? Ok grind, pretty gnarly. Plenty of pop culture samples taken right out the Spazz book of “how to use a funny sample out of the Simpsons”, Chapter One.